January 2012
alcohol is acceptable for any age on new years
4 tags
How can you be “friends” with someone who 1.) broke your heart and 2.) you’re in love with?
Ringing in 2012 BOOYAH
Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Stomach: Okay!
Michele Bachmann Thinks The Entire Internet Is... →
luckyclive:
bookling-stormborn:
itsinthetrees:
oldstarnewshine:
omg guys read the top comment
i died
and then i died again
(AP) – Following the defections of key members of her campaign staff, GOP primary candidate Michele Bachmann fled Kings Landing and is reported to be living in the Vale of Arryn.
That is an epic comment.
I doff my hat to you, sir. You win the Internet...
December 2011
“In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the...”
– warm bodies by isaac marion (via famouslast)
awww man lol this suspense is fucking murder
RESPOND TO ME ALREADY DAMMIT
“I hate when you’re trying to read something and you come across the expression...”
– Brian Regan (via rainingatsunset)
learntoreverse:
brian regan is the BEST comedian
^
Lungs make my life difficult anymore.
endorphinmachine:
Call me cynical, but I don’t understand why so much money needs to be spent on fireworks for NYE celebrations. The millions that is wasted could be funding hospitals or used to fix roads ect. If you enjoy it then that’s okay, you might as well seeing as they spend so much money on it, but I don’t get it.
^ LOVE
Just being one of those stereotypical crazy girls.
wakemeupgravity:
How I feel today:
Fuck today.
I just made a very big mistake.
I managed to make myself extremely angry and I wrote some extremely rude texts to my ex boyfriend and I used a lot of personal shit. I know it is going to hurt his feelings. I immediately regret that.